I would be using qemu-kvm by choice, but school is using VMware... Rather than provide IT support for myself if I had a networking issue/etc, I chose to install VMware. And at least I don't have to pay for it, as school provides a key; I would likely have just used Qemu otherwise. While school is on workstation 11, 11 flatly fails to work on current linux. I could not force it to work on debian despite performing a few arcane rituals, though I could at least make it respond a bit more. A classmate had the same issue on fedora. So, I went and installed workstation 12 instead, and it-just-works™.

The Issue

It likes to open two ports by default, and it doesn't really tell you it is doing so...

~ -> nmap -sV

Starting Nmap 7.01 ( https://nmap.org ) at 2016-03-16 17:44 EDT
Nmap scan report for doom.lan (
Host is up (0.00013s latency).
Not shown: 997 closed ports
22/tcp  open  ssh             OpenSSH 7.2p2 Debian 1 (protocol 2.0)
443/tcp open  ssl/http        VMware VirtualCenter Web service
902/tcp open  ssl/vmware-auth VMware Authentication Daemon 1.10 (Uses VNC, SOAP)
Service Info: OS: Linux; CPE: cpe:/o:linux:linux_kernel

Service detection performed. Please report any incorrect results at https://nmap.org/submit/ .
Nmap done: 1 IP address (1 host up) scanned in 13.14 seconds
~ ->

So, port 443 and 902 are being put up by VMware...

The Fix

To deal with port 443, you will need to:

Menu -> Edit -> Preferences -> Shared VMs, untick "Enable virtual machine sharing and remote access".

To deal with port 902 is a bit harder. You will need to edit /etc/init.d/vmware and /etc/init.d/vmware-workstation-server.

For /etc/init.d/vmware comment out the four places containing "Authentication Daemon".

298  vmware_start_authdlauncher() {
299     #vmware_bg_exec "`vmware_product_name` Authentication Daemon" \
300        #"$SBINDIR/vmware-authdlauncher"
301  }
348           #vmware_exec 'VMware Authentication Daemon' vmware_start_authdlauncher
360        stop)
361           echo 'Stopping VMware services:'
362           exitcode='0'¬
364           #vmware_exec 'VMware Authentication Daemon' vmware_stop_authdlauncher
388              #vmware_exec 'VMware Authentication Daemon' vmware_start_authdlauncher

And for /etc/init.d/vmware-workstation-server:

16  ### END INIT INFO¬
17  echo Aborting launch of vmware-workstation-server¬
18  exit 0¬


- demure